Reaching milestones at the shop

Well, the store officially reached 1,000 reviews. Pretty awesome stuff if you ask me. The store has come a long way since it first got started.

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Tiangong-1 crashes to earth – April Fools

According to the following USA Today article, the Tiangong-1 is set to crash to earth on April Fools. Sounds like pretty exciting stuff, if you ask me.

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As a matter of fact… here is some of the sweet, sweet pre-roll video footage provided to us directly from that exact same USA Today article. It’s pretty legit.

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With that said, I challenge anyone to show me a real photo of the Tiangong-1 in deep space. All you are going to find is either CGI, cartoons, or miniature models. The thing that I find funniest about it is that none of these illustrations or models seem to show the exact came craft. They are all modified in one way or another.

April Fools… it’s real.

This blog post is intended for my family

This blog post is intended for any of my immediate family members that may actually take the time to visit my site from time to time. With that, you may sometimes read my posts and think to yourself that I have gone off my rocker with some of the anti-space and anti-science types of posts I do most of the time. This right here is one that I genuinely ask you to go and prove me wrong on. I want to be wrong. So, for those family members of mine that might read my posts sometimes and you still think space is real… please, as I have stated… go prove me wrong. I want to be wrong on this one.

As most of the world knows, there is a car with a spacesuit strapped to it flying through space. It is currently near earth and is headed far away. Not only is this already awesome, but there is a live feed that you can visit to go watch it in action. It really is up there.

Or is it?

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I have been visiting the live feed every day at least once a day during my lunch break at work for the last two weeks. So, at least once, five days a week, for two weeks, I have spent a minimum of ten minutes watching the live feed just to see what I might find.

Now, I could get into silly things like the melting point of some materials and how the vacuum of space allegedly works. But, instead I just want to point out one simple fact. And that fact is this. The clouds DO NOT change. There is only ever one continent that shows on the globe. Granted, there is one entire side of the earth that has zero land, but that is beside the point. Yes, there are a few variations of clouds that you will see. But, one of the few cloud patterns you will see always shows a small cloud cluster at the top right of the continent. Not only this, but the cloud cover that is to the right of that is always the same as well.

Just like so…

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With this in mind, am I to honestly believe that this footage is real?

Clouds over my house can change in a matter of minutes. Let alone hours. And you expect me to buy into this nonsense? So, please prove to me that this LIVE FOOTAGE is real.

Now, some of you might read this and ask to yourself “why does any of this even matter”.

I will tell you why it matters. SpaceX is supposedly the leading independent commercial company of space travel. They are the first of their kind. And just this month, the Space Alliance has pressed for the advance of commercial space travel. We need to make it more affordable, and so on.

Having said all of that… if the leading pioneer of commercial space travel is lying about something as silly as the promotion propaganda for their new car, then how in the ever loving truth are we to believe any other thing that very same commercialized space agency says?

And so, go watch the live feed. And after a few days… come back to me and tell me I’m just a conspiratorial nut job. That car IS NOT in space.

All it takes to prove this is common sense and observation. Those clouds aren’t changing.

SpaceX is a liar.

Live from space, cars are so cool… it’s real!

I honestly don’t see how anyone is buying this nonsense. Today while on my lunch break at work, the break room was in an uproar of excitement as we all watched a tacky CGI rendering of a rocket reaching out beyond the exosphere.

It literally was a cartoon.

And yet, as if what they were seeing was live footage, my co-workers were ecstatic to see in amazement as some silly billionaire spent trillions of dollars on nothing,rather than using that money for the betterment of those on the ground that could use the help.

But, that isn’t the part that irks me. The fact that what I was seeing was blatantly CGI being so easily garnished as fact by those around me in the break room was what rattled me.

With that, you can actually go watch the live feed of this car floating in space. If you look at this and tell yourself that it is real, then good for you. My only question is this… how long until we get a shot of it from the ISS? Bound to happen just about the time everyone on earth forgets the car all together. Just look at these images from the live feed.

I mean, really… a monkey with a space helmet is the logo for crying out loud.

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Where are the satellites? Where is all that space junk? Where is the ISS? Whatever… And in closing, all I can say to all of this is as follows.

Matthew 24:24 – For false Christs and false prophets will arise and will show great signs and wonders, so as to mislead, if possible, even the elect.

2 Thessalonians 2:9 – that is, the one whose coming is in accord with the activity of Satan, with all power and signs and false wonders.

Revelation 13:13-14 – He performs great signs, so that he even makes fire come down out of heaven to the earth in the presence of men.

We really are in that period of time, people. We really are.

But, don’t listen to me. I’m ignorant.

So, how do I know this is a joke?

Well… you honestly expect me to believe that one entire side of the earth has zero land mass?

Augmented reality then and now

So… Google is finally bringing augmented reality functionality to Chrome for those of you that seem to think something like that is useful. And, of course… you can’t help but see the irony in the fact that they chose (of all things) an astronaut for public demonstration.

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Quote: “The unique power of AR is to blend digital content with the real world. So we can, for example, surf the web, find a model, place it in our room to see just how large it truly is, and physically walk around it.”

That one time Don Pettit’s coffee came out of the bag on the ISS.

Seems legit… green screen?

I don’t know about you, but just like with most things, it seems to me like the powers that be have had access to this sort of thing for while now. And it is just now reaching the general public. With that said, there is coming a day when the deception will be so strong that no one, and I mean no one… will be able to tell the difference.

2 Thessalonians 2:7-12For the mystery of iniquity doth already work: only he who now letteth will let, until he be taken out of the way. And then shall that Wicked be revealed, whom the Lord shall consume with the spirit of his mouth, and shall destroy with the brightness of his coming: Even him, whose coming is after the working of Satan with all power and signs and lying wondersAnd with all deceivableness of unrighteousness in them that perish; because they received not the love of the truth, that they might be saved. And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie: That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.

It’s coming, people.

Nothing escapes a black hole… I think.

Black holes are the blackest things in the universe. Because of their enormous, space-bending gravity, everything that falls into them is instantly ripped apart and lost. Scientists have never seen a black hole, because nothing, not even light, can escape them.

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The supermassive black hole in question lies at the center of a galaxy called SDSS J1354+1327, about 800 million light-years from Earth, and it seems to be making meals of gas released by a companion galaxy. It has apparently released two burps of gas more than 100,000 years apart.

You can see them here.

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In this post I want to totally set aside the fact that this is a conundrum for any believer in the ever expanding universe that resulted in a single big bang that was more than 13 billion years ago (you know, because it is either evolving or dying… you can’t have both).

Regardless, let’s move on.

Sunlight travels at the speed of light. Photons emitted from the surface of the Sun need to travel across the vacuum of space to reach our eyes. The short answer is that it takes sunlight an average of 8 minutes and 20 seconds to travel from the Sun to the Earth. According to modern day Copernican cosmology he sun is approximately 93 million miles away. With that said, it takes light a little over 8 minutes to travel the outrageous distance of 93 million miles.

So then, what is a light year?

A light year is about 5.9 trillion miles, the distance that light travels in vacuum in one Julian year (365.25 days). That would equal 31,557,600 seconds per year. If you divided the time it takes light to travel from the sun to the earth over the course of one year,  5.9 trillion miles.

Basically, we are to believe that we have the ability to view objects that are a total distance of 5.9 trillion miles x 800,000,000. These numbers are so ridiculous that the calculator breaks the answer down. That is how many miles away we are told that those burps are as they escape the inescapable.

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According to science our visual acuity extends far beyond the horizon despite the fact that the horizon is only about 4 miles away from the observer. If Earth were flat, or if you were standing atop a mountain surveying a larger-than-usual patch of the planet, you could perceive bright lights hundreds of miles distant (disregarding atmospheric disturbances). On a dark night, you could even see a candle flame flickering up to 30 miles away. But don’t worry, with X-Ray Vision we can see for infinity!

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The reason why this junk sounds like science fiction is because… well, it is. But hey, don’t take my word for it. Here is a wonderful simulation. All the proof you will ever need!

The funny thing here is that people don’t even stop and actually consider these things. Instead we just buy into their nonsensical numbers and unrealistic time-lapse and gasp in awe and wonder as we watch the universe expand before us in illustration form.

In short… black holes have never been seen, but when we are seeing something we have never seen we can watch something escape that can never escape while happening a hundred thousand years ago from so many miles away that the math becomes shorthand formula rather than traditional math with the aid of something out of retro comic books.

Here is the question…

When is my smart phone going to get that camera?