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Astronaut apologizing over “Fake News”?

In the following article, Astronaut apologizes for ‘fake news’ claim he grew 3½ inches in space, one new ISS astronaut is under the spotlight over some silly accusations. Personally, I find the timing comical when you consider what happened literally just a few days prior.

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Instead of explaining away a false accusation generated by its own media outlets… why don’t we address the actual false claim that glitched out live during an interview in which the green screen behind the astronauts was revealed after the layering mask was shut off suddenly at the very end of the interview. The ironic aspect to the glitch is that only the objects appearing to be in a form of suspended free floating space were affected by the glitch. This would include the astronauts and that big grey weight lifting thing on the right of course. But, notice the pouch on the bottom left of the shot. Only the object and not the wall as a whole was affected.

Why is it that major aspects of the foreground were affected while the background was not?

Go watch it for yourself.

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Hhmm… Seems legit to me, people. Seems legit.

But, rather than buying into the “Fake News” nonsense I would simply suggest that timing is everything. And those that have bought into the #fakenews hashtag need to wake up and realize that they are feeding into exactly what is pouring right out of the media’s hands with intention.

2 Timothy 4:4 – And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.

Hey, but what do I know. I clearly am just ignorant.

Space is fake.

NASA and the Conceptual Artist LAB

First things first, I came across this CNET article that suggests that the world’s oldest fossils are something like 3.5 million years old. And of course they take it a step further by tying in NASA and aliens, and bla… bla… bla…

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The thing that I took away from that article, however, is the fact that NASA owns up to the fact that part of their budget goes to a “Conceptual Art Lab”. NASA literally has a team that gets paid to draw cartoons.

Hhhmmmm…

So, of course I looked up the lab (linked twice above), and what else can you expect other than dinky little kids art like the following.

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If you don’t understand where I am going with this, then I feel sorry for you.

Space is fake and all the “images” we are shown either of or from deep space are all fake, cartoon “Conceptual Art“. And if you don’t believe me, feel free to hunt down some planetary texturing layers online (some of which I have personally traced back to NASA as supposed photos from the Hubble).

What a Joke.

The only way I know best to close out this post is with the following bit of scripture.

Matthew 24:24 – For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.

Riddle me this; 10 Simple questions for any NASA fan

Here is the video from two days ago when three new astronauts apparently went up into the atmosphere and connected with the ISS. After you have watched it, I want to pose a few questions.

One: What in the world happens with the video feed at the 55 second mark? It seemed to skip.

Two: Why does the smoke trail at only 1:25 minutes in actually show the rocked coming back down?

Three: At 1:50 minutes, the announcer suggests that it is only an 8 minute climb into orbit. In order to obtain an orbit we are allegedly supposed to be in the thermosphere at least. That is basically to say that within 8 minutes you will have traveled a total of 250+ miles. You would literally have to be traveling at a speed of 1,500 miles an hour to make it a total of 250 miles in 10 minutes, let alone 8. Please tell me what human being can withstand that level of G-Force and live?

Four: At 2 minutes in, the rocket is literally coming back down. It is literally returning. It went up, arched, and is now facing the opposing direction. Please explain to me how that works?

Five: This dude at 2:51 minutes in literally just said that the rocket is traveling at more than 3,300 miles per hour. You know… because, you wouldn’t black out or anything. How outrageous do they honestly have to be? (my favorite part of this statement is the fact that the very next shot is from inside the rocket, showing a still conscious group of people). You know, because that’s real.

Six: At 3:45 minutes in they are traveling at more than 4,700 miles per hour. They are literally still inside the atmosphere, traveling at more than 1.3 miles per second and have the audacity to wave and smile at the camera? I am pretty sure I would be pinned to my seat.

Seven: With number six in mind, what type of camera mount are they using? With that type of G-Force and speed, wouldn’t the camera be rattling so hard it would be tough making out the occupants inside the rocket?

Eight: at 4 minutes in the crew knows that they are being talked about. You can tell, because they start pretending to be busy. Reading some notes… using a stick to press buttons on a control panel. First off, the rocket is remotely controlled… and second, if I can get motion sickness from reading while riding in a car going 70 miles an hour… please explain his lack of a migraine while reading at 4,000+ miles an hour? At this stage the rocket is still in the atmosphere. It would be rattling like madness (just going to read a paper, like a boss. No big deal).

Nine: The guy literally got done pressing buttons as soon as the scene was over. He knew that the scene was cutting. Right as they are cutting the scene they are done pretending to do things.

Ten: They literally cut the shot to a cartoon at just over 4 minutes in. A freaking cartoon, people. It… Is… FAKE!!!

With all 10 of these comments “now posed” regarding the most recent docking to the ISS carrying a human payload, by all means, please rationally and logically explain away each one.

I’m waiting…

NASA, putting it in our faces on purpose

Other than the fact that the Firmamentum website is literally something out of 1998, like Xanga… but worse, I find it rather humorous that NASA has chosen to name this newfangled device the Firmamentum.

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But, aside from the other fact that this new overpriced autoclave that NASA is having made, I want to point out something else. I freaking love the name of the company they are hiring to make this thing. Tethers Unlimited apparently has a few contracts with NASA according to their website.

If you don’t already understand the irony in both the company name and the product name, then please… let me spell it out for you. They aren’t being suspended by gravity in the vacuum of space. No, they are being tethered. HHhhaaaahhahahaha…

The international space station is being “tethered” (or hung by a rope or wire) from the firmament.

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Pslams 19:1The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament sheweth his handywork.

And lastly, if you are a NASA fan and don’t know who Wernher Von Braun is, then I think it’s about time you just go ahead and throw that pop culture NASA shirt in the trash.

Space is fake.

Space illustration to the rescue!!!

Well, as usually… let’s leave it to the space artists to tell us what is actually going on above us.

Or better yet, these scientific “renderings” that clearly show a spec, which explains that massive rock art above.

Same fake nonsense. Just a different day.